Sunday, August 15, 2010

Open Letter: Dear GQ

Dear GQ,

It’s Sunday, which means later tonight I’ll be watching True Blood and Mad Men (two shows you recommend). However, before True Blood, (because there’s nothing on at that time) I watch Family Matters. You remember Urkel, right? 





You profess to teach us how to “Look Sharp,” yet you are telling us to dress like Steve Urkel.

Back in May, you endorsed suspenders. Hmm . . . cool or dorky? Would you call Urkel cool and stylish?

In your June issue, you encourage us to show some ankle. Well, Urkel modeled the original high roll. And isn’t he wearing the early version of skinny jeans? Although, I will give you credit for not supporting the white sock look.

Then in your July issue, you claim that saddle shoes are back. Look at what Urkel is wearing—saddle oxfords.

Other staples in Urkel’s and your wardrobe are plaid shirts and cardigans. You featured both of these items in your August issue. Also of note is Urkel’s air-tie. You know, when the top button is buttoned but there’s no tie. Almost every one of your issues features a few ads sporting this look.

And let’s not forget what many people remember as Urkel’s key feature: his large-frame glasses. A few months back you dedicated large-frames as a must-have. Thankfully, you aren't suggesting all of us buy nylon lanyards for our glasses or the use of pocket protectors. But there's always next month. Still, I have to ask: Are you making Steve Urkel a style icon?